How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
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It's not even just if a girl eats onions or garlic. It's just how a lot of va-jay-jays smell. Even when they wash it.
Can't believe I spent my whole time reading this thread. Dunkaroos? Strawberry pills? Really people...?
I can't stop laughing either!!!! Dude, your gf has a yeast infection or some other fungal infection. Let her go to the gyno and get it sorted! Uncool!
LOLn @ 9:36 ! FONDUE !!
The word of the day
dunkaroos are cinnamon graham with vanilla frosting and sprinkles =)
and your man is probably lying to you
it was hilarious (same guy)
onions have a powerful odor. Wow.
i threw up in my mouth when i read this, not because its gross but because I too have tasted the onion
Actually this isn't just Lubbock area code, it's like the whole Texas Panhandle
I used to chop onions in a restaurant. When I sucked my girlfriends snatch between work shifts I kept smelling onions. Then I realized it wasn't her - it was me!
cuz its an asshole. and a tranny. sry bout the double-whammy
where did you get the strawberry pills, 7:01?
everyone's vag tastes different! my roommate's boyf said hers tastes like the black cherry warhead. my boyf says mine tastes like dunkaroos. both substantially more appetizing than onions though.
While she may be lacking in proper pee-pee hygiene, I must also add that your testicles don't exactly smell the besticle after they've been flopping around between your sweaty thighs all day.
But yeah, no that's gross. Stop going down on Onion Lady, pronto.
question is...... do you like onions?
thats fucking gross. bitch needs to shower
get some ground beef, cheese, tomatoes, lettuce and EAT THAT TACO!
@1:50 Google it bitch!! haha
Details on the pills?
And have her lay off the garlic. Pineapple does wonders for both of you.
It might also be a side effect of cholesterol medication. One of the ones I was on made my entire body smell like fried onions. Thankfully they put me on something else.
she figures thats the best way to smell better
tell your women to get checked out
It is actually a yeast infection. Don't want to talk about it. It was a bad night and very disturbing. She needs something alot more medicinal than pineapple.
Wow, I encountered the garlic smell this week! People really are all the same.
a chick that says "my skeet"...god, what a whore.
Would you rather it smell like fish and that faint metallic smell associated with menstrual blood? Huh?
Sad thing is... even if she washes, she will STILL taste icky.
Could be thrush, but more likely she's just eaten something quite oniony or garlicky. Like several others have said pineapple makes everyone taste better.
Lmfao! I wish my snatch tasted like Dunkaroos! Those are the shitttttt!
Why do you keep going down on her, do you have an onion fetish??
she might want to go to the gyno... not normal.
oh nooooo....Lubbock, Texas......
it's the raider rash, my friend
What you do in this situation is as your going down and you pass the belly button and you're starting to smell the "onion". Kiss the left thigh, then right thigh, then back up to the belly button and proceed to "eat" that out instead. Or there's always the "Falcon Punch"
tell her to eat fruit!
its proven eating fruit makes a girl taste sweeter
and eating onions makes them taste like onions
You need to have a talk with her vagina. That's just rude.
All you have to do is Hose it down with bleach
ewwww...i should be able to hit "bad night" multiple times for this one
get her to eat more fruit...and fucking shower
2:35. i did not know that. that kindof sucks. lol. but i guess it makes sense. like boys who eat pineapple are sweeter. and meat eaters are saltier then vegetarians. however brussel sprouts and broccoli = bitter. so stay far away from those. lol
that is really gross...ditch that ho
I'm amazed that a chick would let a loser like 5:01 'suck her snatch' if he was a mere onion-chopper.
or she works in a kitchen where she chops onions on the regular.
Also, dunkaroos? Really? Either your boy has a terrible palate or he's an idiot.
Because shes an unclean whore.
THEY ALL TASTE DIFFERENT! Mine tastes like rye bread.
I like onions
ooooohhhh lubbock texas....
in all honesty it has nothing to do with not showering. it happens anytime a girl eats onions or garlic. tell her to lay off it. lol
hahahah smelling onions - u have a brain tumor
case in point of mis-education. or no education. you literally are what you eat...google it!
I got pills that makes my skeet strawberry flavored. I know because I was told btw, I didn't taste test for myself.
Ew. It's probably B.O. Shower time.
Onions? More like a dead flounder
That is so fucking nasty. A pussy shouldnt taste like an onion.. She doesnt shower!!! Sorry i got to keep my shit fresh all the time hun. So KNARLEY on how some women can be so nasty
wow. this was the greatest waste of time i have ever encountered
French Onion Sun Chips.
why would you take pills to change the taste of your skeet??? I hope you don't start growing a mustache or something from those!
He never said it smelt like onions, he said it taste like onions & yes that has to do with what you eat.
I seriously just read all of this, and it made my day. Wow lubbock, tx is awesome.
i'm 1:50 and seriously.
what are they!?!
she probably has a yest infection ... tell her to go to the Doctor
Because unwashed vag smells like red onions. Agree with #2.
So you won't go down on her anymore...
the question is... why do you still go down on her?
question is....what happened to the pre-finger check?
Dude, are you dating my ex?
because shes delicious!
what the hell are dunkaroos?
sounds like little boy underwear.
haha, seriously....ain't nothing fancy about your load either, salt fest.
Does it make you cry?
Thats a gem!!!
Well what you should do to get your revenge is not wash your cock, therefore making it smell of cheese an voila! self made cheese an onion!
o and i eat onions and garlic ALL the time it has nothing to do with that bullshit! God yall are fucking retared.. YOU HAVE TO CLEAN ITTTTT. Enough said. Stupid douche bags. Geez... seriously? Yea fruit makes it sweater but it has nothing to do with that damn smeall...Learn hygene. Most of yall broad talking dumb shit probablly have raunchy twats too lol
Same reason YOU would taste like onions too. You eat them they are still around - not just on your breath.
my question is why do u keep going down on her.. gross
cranberry juice makes guys taste better =]
I cant believe I just read all this I couldnt seem to stop laughing though!!!!
So does that mean he likes little boy underwear?
she probably has a large inner labia. Those are impossible to get clean.