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  • It's not even just if a girl eats onions or garlic. It's just how a lot of va-jay-jays smell. Even when they wash it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:26am
  • Can't believe I spent my whole time reading this thread. Dunkaroos? Strawberry pills? Really people...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:14pm
  • I can't stop laughing either!!!! Dude, your gf has a yeast infection or some other fungal infection. Let her go to the gyno and get it sorted! Uncool!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:02am
  • LOLn @ 9:36 ! FONDUE !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:03pm
  • The word of the day DOUCH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:41pm
  • dunkaroos are cinnamon graham with vanilla frosting and sprinkles =) and your man is probably lying to you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:55pm
  • it was hilarious (same guy)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:59pm
  • onions have a powerful odor. Wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:18am
  • i threw up in my mouth when i read this, not because its gross but because I too have tasted the onion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:31am
  • Actually this isn't just Lubbock area code, it's like the whole Texas Panhandle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:16am
  • I used to chop onions in a restaurant. When I sucked my girlfriends snatch between work shifts I kept smelling onions. Then I realized it wasn't her - it was me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:01pm
  • cuz its an asshole. and a tranny. sry bout the double-whammy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:57am
  • where did you get the strawberry pills, 7:01?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:21pm
  • everyone's vag tastes different! my roommate's boyf said hers tastes like the black cherry warhead. my boyf says mine tastes like dunkaroos. both substantially more appetizing than onions though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:35pm
  • While she may be lacking in proper pee-pee hygiene, I must also add that your testicles don't exactly smell the besticle after they've been flopping around between your sweaty thighs all day. But yeah, no that's gross. Stop going down on Onion Lady, pronto.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:35pm
  • question is...... do you like onions?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:45pm
  • thats fucking gross. bitch needs to shower

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:18am
  • get some ground beef, cheese, tomatoes, lettuce and EAT THAT TACO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 5:42pm
  • @1:50 Google it bitch!! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:50pm
  • Details on the pills? And have her lay off the garlic. Pineapple does wonders for both of you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:20pm
  • It might also be a side effect of cholesterol medication. One of the ones I was on made my entire body smell like fried onions. Thankfully they put me on something else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:11pm
  • she figures thats the best way to smell better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:03am
  • tell your women to get checked out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:55pm
  • It is actually a yeast infection. Don't want to talk about it. It was a bad night and very disturbing. She needs something alot more medicinal than pineapple.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:51am
  • Wow, I encountered the garlic smell this week! People really are all the same.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:51am
  • a chick that says "my skeet"...god, what a whore. cumbucket bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:24pm
  • Would you rather it smell like fish and that faint metallic smell associated with menstrual blood? Huh?

    Submitted by RazorTongue on Aug 23, 15 at 9:43pm
  • Sad thing is... even if she washes, she will STILL taste icky.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:41am
  • Could be thrush, but more likely she's just eaten something quite oniony or garlicky. Like several others have said pineapple makes everyone taste better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:15am
  • Lmfao! I wish my snatch tasted like Dunkaroos! Those are the shitttttt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:41am
  • Why do you keep going down on her, do you have an onion fetish??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:20am
  • she might want to go to the gyno... not normal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:47am
  • oh nooooo....Lubbock, Texas...... it's the raider rash, my friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:35pm
  • What you do in this situation is as your going down and you pass the belly button and you're starting to smell the "onion". Kiss the left thigh, then right thigh, then back up to the belly button and proceed to "eat" that out instead. Or there's always the "Falcon Punch"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:53pm
  • tell her to eat fruit! its proven eating fruit makes a girl taste sweeter and eating onions makes them taste like onions

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:44pm
  • You need to have a talk with her vagina. That's just rude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:11am
  • All you have to do is Hose it down with bleach

    Submitted by aliasjun on Apr 10, 10 at 2:01am
  • ewwww...i should be able to hit "bad night" multiple times for this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:37pm
  • get her to eat more fruit...and fucking shower

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:06am
  • 2:35. i did not know that. that kindof sucks. lol. but i guess it makes sense. like boys who eat pineapple are sweeter. and meat eaters are saltier then vegetarians. however brussel sprouts and broccoli = bitter. so stay far away from those. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:03am
  • that is really gross...ditch that ho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:33am
  • I'm amazed that a chick would let a loser like 5:01 'suck her snatch' if he was a mere onion-chopper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:00pm
  • or she works in a kitchen where she chops onions on the regular. Also, dunkaroos? Really? Either your boy has a terrible palate or he's an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:15pm
  • Because shes an unclean whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:27am
  • THEY ALL TASTE DIFFERENT! Mine tastes like rye bread.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:44pm
  • I like onions

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Sep 11, 10 at 4:52am
  • ooooohhhh lubbock texas....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:05pm
  • in all honesty it has nothing to do with not showering. it happens anytime a girl eats onions or garlic. tell her to lay off it. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:35am
  • hahahah smelling onions - u have a brain tumor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:55am
  • case in point of mis-education. or no education. you literally are what you eat...google it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:08pm
  • I got pills that makes my skeet strawberry flavored. I know because I was told btw, I didn't taste test for myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:01pm
  • Ew. It's probably B.O. Shower time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:34am
  • Onions? More like a dead flounder

    Submitted by aliasjun on Apr 10, 10 at 1:56am
  • That is so fucking nasty. A pussy shouldnt taste like an onion.. She doesnt shower!!! Sorry i got to keep my shit fresh all the time hun. So KNARLEY on how some women can be so nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:38pm
  • wow. this was the greatest waste of time i have ever encountered

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:57pm
  • French Onion Sun Chips.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:33pm
  • why would you take pills to change the taste of your skeet??? I hope you don't start growing a mustache or something from those!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:19pm
  • He never said it smelt like onions, he said it taste like onions & yes that has to do with what you eat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:10pm
  • I seriously just read all of this, and it made my day. Wow lubbock, tx is awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:25pm
  • i'm 1:50 and seriously. what are they!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:40pm
  • she probably has a yest infection ... tell her to go to the Doctor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:02pm
  • Because unwashed vag smells like red onions. Agree with #2.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:01am
  • So you won't go down on her anymore...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 5:40am
  • the question is... why do you still go down on her?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:11am
  • question is....what happened to the pre-finger check?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:23pm
  • Dude, are you dating my ex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:48am
  • because shes delicious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:42am
  • what the hell are dunkaroos? sounds like little boy underwear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:50pm
  • haha, seriously....ain't nothing fancy about your load either, salt fest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:32am
  • Does it make you cry? 4:51 Thats a gem!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:56pm
  • in all honesty it has nothing to do with not showering. it happens anytime a girl eats onions or garlic. tell her to lay off it. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:51am
  • Well what you should do to get your revenge is not wash your cock, therefore making it smell of cheese an voila! self made cheese an onion!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:36am
  • o and i eat onions and garlic ALL the time it has nothing to do with that bullshit! God yall are fucking retared.. YOU HAVE TO CLEAN ITTTTT. Enough said. Stupid douche bags. Geez... seriously? Yea fruit makes it sweater but it has nothing to do with that damn smeall...Learn hygene. Most of yall broad talking dumb shit probablly have raunchy twats too lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:43pm
  • Same reason YOU would taste like onions too. You eat them they are still around - not just on your breath.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:32am
  • my question is why do u keep going down on her.. gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 7:03pm
  • cranberry juice makes guys taste better =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:56pm
  • I cant believe I just read all this I couldnt seem to stop laughing though!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:50pm
  • LMFAO 1:50. So does that mean he likes little boy underwear?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:04pm
  • she probably has a large inner labia. Those are impossible to get clean.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:46am