How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
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onions have a powerful odor. Wow.
I can't stop laughing either!!!! Dude, your gf has a yeast infection or some other fungal infection. Let her go to the gyno and get it sorted! Uncool!
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dunkaroos are cinnamon graham with vanilla frosting and sprinkles =)
and your man is probably lying to you
French Onion Sun Chips.
Can't believe I spent my whole time reading this thread. Dunkaroos? Strawberry pills? Really people...?
LOLn @ 9:36 ! FONDUE !!
everyone's vag tastes different! my roommate's boyf said hers tastes like the black cherry warhead. my boyf says mine tastes like dunkaroos. both substantially more appetizing than onions though.
in all honesty it has nothing to do with not showering. it happens anytime a girl eats onions or garlic. tell her to lay off it. lol
@1:50 Google it bitch!! haha
While she may be lacking in proper pee-pee hygiene, I must also add that your testicles don't exactly smell the besticle after they've been flopping around between your sweaty thighs all day.
But yeah, no that's gross. Stop going down on Onion Lady, pronto.
cuz its an asshole. and a tranny. sry bout the double-whammy
I seriously just read all of this, and it made my day. Wow lubbock, tx is awesome.
question is...... do you like onions?
oh nooooo....Lubbock, Texas......
it's the raider rash, my friend
I used to chop onions in a restaurant. When I sucked my girlfriends snatch between work shifts I kept smelling onions. Then I realized it wasn't her - it was me!
it was hilarious (same guy)
she figures thats the best way to smell better
ewwww...i should be able to hit "bad night" multiple times for this one
It's not even just if a girl eats onions or garlic. It's just how a lot of va-jay-jays smell. Even when they wash it.
Sad thing is... even if she washes, she will STILL taste icky.
that is really gross...ditch that ho
Wow, I encountered the garlic smell this week! People really are all the same.
It is actually a yeast infection. Don't want to talk about it. It was a bad night and very disturbing. She needs something alot more medicinal than pineapple.
get some ground beef, cheese, tomatoes, lettuce and EAT THAT TACO!
That is so fucking nasty. A pussy shouldnt taste like an onion.. She doesnt shower!!! Sorry i got to keep my shit fresh all the time hun. So KNARLEY on how some women can be so nasty
Could be thrush, but more likely she's just eaten something quite oniony or garlicky. Like several others have said pineapple makes everyone taste better.
Details on the pills?
And have her lay off the garlic. Pineapple does wonders for both of you.
tell your women to get checked out
2:35. i did not know that. that kindof sucks. lol. but i guess it makes sense. like boys who eat pineapple are sweeter. and meat eaters are saltier then vegetarians. however brussel sprouts and broccoli = bitter. so stay far away from those. lol
get her to eat more fruit...and fucking shower
thats fucking gross. bitch needs to shower
Would you rather it smell like fish and that faint metallic smell associated with menstrual blood? Huh?
You need to have a talk with her vagina. That's just rude.
Lmfao! I wish my snatch tasted like Dunkaroos! Those are the shitttttt!
tell her to eat fruit!
its proven eating fruit makes a girl taste sweeter
and eating onions makes them taste like onions
THEY ALL TASTE DIFFERENT! Mine tastes like rye bread.
I'm amazed that a chick would let a loser like 5:01 'suck her snatch' if he was a mere onion-chopper.
ooooohhhh lubbock texas....
i threw up in my mouth when i read this, not because its gross but because I too have tasted the onion
Ew. It's probably B.O. Shower time.
where did you get the strawberry pills, 7:01?
It might also be a side effect of cholesterol medication. One of the ones I was on made my entire body smell like fried onions. Thankfully they put me on something else.
she might want to go to the gyno... not normal.
I like onions
What you do in this situation is as your going down and you pass the belly button and you're starting to smell the "onion". Kiss the left thigh, then right thigh, then back up to the belly button and proceed to "eat" that out instead. Or there's always the "Falcon Punch"
I got pills that makes my skeet strawberry flavored. I know because I was told btw, I didn't taste test for myself.
Because unwashed vag smells like red onions. Agree with #2.
Same reason YOU would taste like onions too. You eat them they are still around - not just on your breath.
case in point of mis-education. or no education. you literally are what you eat...google it!
Why do you keep going down on her, do you have an onion fetish??
hahahah smelling onions - u have a brain tumor
wow. this was the greatest waste of time i have ever encountered
Onions? More like a dead flounder
she probably has a yest infection ... tell her to go to the Doctor
i'm 1:50 and seriously.
what are they!?!
the question is... why do you still go down on her?
Well what you should do to get your revenge is not wash your cock, therefore making it smell of cheese an voila! self made cheese an onion!
So you won't go down on her anymore...
I cant believe I just read all this I couldnt seem to stop laughing though!!!!
Actually this isn't just Lubbock area code, it's like the whole Texas Panhandle
a chick that says "my skeet"...god, what a whore.
Because shes an unclean whore.
she probably has a large inner labia. Those are impossible to get clean.
question is....what happened to the pre-finger check?
or she works in a kitchen where she chops onions on the regular.
Also, dunkaroos? Really? Either your boy has a terrible palate or he's an idiot.
He never said it smelt like onions, he said it taste like onions & yes that has to do with what you eat.
what the hell are dunkaroos?
sounds like little boy underwear.
o and i eat onions and garlic ALL the time it has nothing to do with that bullshit! God yall are fucking retared.. YOU HAVE TO CLEAN ITTTTT. Enough said. Stupid douche bags. Geez... seriously? Yea fruit makes it sweater but it has nothing to do with that damn smeall...Learn hygene. Most of yall broad talking dumb shit probablly have raunchy twats too lol
Does it make you cry?
Thats a gem!!!
All you have to do is Hose it down with bleach
my question is why do u keep going down on her.. gross
why would you take pills to change the taste of your skeet??? I hope you don't start growing a mustache or something from those!
cranberry juice makes guys taste better =]
Dude, are you dating my ex?
haha, seriously....ain't nothing fancy about your load either, salt fest.
because shes delicious!
So does that mean he likes little boy underwear?