guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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Actions speak louder than pants.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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