make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you win again, gameday.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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