It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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