if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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