the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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