I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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you didn't wash the bullshit off
praise from caesar
Christ what an entitled douche. Maybe thats why girls aren't interested in you.
you rode my ex-wife?
What's an ass. Maybe if you didn't talk about girls this way they would want to mess around with you.
Damn straight .. Go get em.
I don't know. riding a mechanical bull got me laid once
you would have a better shot if you sang karaoke
It's because you were at the dirty Sav... Ick
Hemingway would be proud