didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
