Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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