I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
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"get used to disappointment"
Said the pedophile to the school teacher
Mr Petrino, you're not in Arkansas anymore...
Hey old man with the Cheers reference, stop being such a pussy.