I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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