just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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