i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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