Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
