My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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