ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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