Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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