I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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