I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
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Ok Taylor Swift
At least not for an untested one.
Why go across the country when there are so many of them so close to home?
Didn't John Cusack do the same thing in an 80's movie? Travel cross-country to get laid, I mean.
Caitlin call me.