Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
