Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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