Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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Having sex in 8th grade is like eating uncooked noodles. You're just not ready yet. Simmer down.
Eighth grade..?! Shows you've been a little ho since you were a baby. Eighth graders are babies.
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school
1251 you're not even old enough to be reading this... Isn't it past your bedtime??
little penises have feelings too :(
Anyone who says their cock is pretty large has a small dick..
its all about girth baby
8th grade? That's young and that's probably why you have 5 kids that have different dads. Stupid whore.
i can't decide what is more annoying, an unexpectedly small penis or people that correct the grammar on texts from last night
Wasn't tfln originally made for texts you shouldn't have made?
"ever felt" or "I've felt since 8th grade"? Both can't be true, so this text doesn't make sense..
And someone has to marry this trash one day. Damn I feel bad for that guy
7:51 I get that you're trying to be a dick and correct grammar.. but if you're going to do that, try and make it a coherent sentence.
When you convey a pause in any sentence like you did... you use an ellipsis (three periods). This means definitely not two.
Stop calling girls that like to have sex sluts or skanks. There's nothing wrong with liking sex
2:01 fight club reference. I like
She didn't say she had sex in 8th grade, she said she touched a penis. Big deal. That's what 8th grade is for, handjobs.
@soviet Russia guy. That fucking phrase is so fucking lame now!!!!! Shut the fuck up!!!!
anything will feel loose when a pussy is as stretched out, worn out & used up as that fucking hole between your thighs you slut
Including your own, OP? Hahahaha!
1158 thank you !!!!!!
@8:35....you should have done it!!!!
Sounds like a pussy talking.
Sounds like your in the ninth grade now, so that's not saying much
I know how you feel. It's definatly a disappointment and instant turn off when you're expecting more
Bitch, it is your job to make it bigger.
Yeah wpb. I'm glad I moved so I know it's not me.
Ha bitchess who lost it at 14 cann I gettt a hellll yaahh :)) nothinn wrong with it
This is stupid, not funny.
naw, I'd say she was pretty smart back then. If you have sex before your period you can't get pregnant.
Lol in 8th grade I was still calling a penis a wee wee. Lol:))
Ohhh when small penises happen to good people. It's so sad.
Omfg 8th grade isn't too young. I am a guy in 8th grade, I am sick of jacking off to porn I'd love to fuck some one!!!
Telling TFLN about your sexual angst won't solve anything.
Perhaps you have small hands you dirty whore
I think OP is a guy, not a girl.
Hey I'm in 9th. Wanna feel mine?
8th grade? shit thats young.
Who doesnt love a 13yr old hoe? bitch will have herpes by 18! the outbreaks on ur rotten pussy will feel like little penises to you!
well at least you got to reminisce about all your good times in 8th grade
Maybe you are just a loose whore?
In Soviet Russia, 8th grader with small penis feel YOU!!!!
when was that? 7 months ago?
What's considered little? :(
Dude, I am a 8th grade girl, Christmas night I
Had sex with a 17 yr old. And I thought guys
In 8th grade had a small penis...
You do realize that 17yr old guys trying to sleep with 8th grade girls in the first place have a problem....I guess having a small package was his.
Holllllyy shit I'm 19 when I was in 7-9th grade that shit didn't happen. Fuckin little whores and bad parenting my god!!!!
11:29 - FAIL
11:22 - STILL DOUCHE
561 is full of sluts and STD ridden people.
12:56 and 2:19 - hillarious!!
I'm In 8th grade a to
Be honest my cock is pretty large maybe it would be funny if you said 5th grade but that would make you look like a bigger whore than you already are.
OP is a dumb ass the word ever cannot be conjoined with since being that ever implied in you entire life. Not I haven't touched as small of penis in my entire life since 8th grade.
1251 also has a small dick
It could be small possibly because you vag has been going through a wear and tear process sine the 8TH FUCKING GRADE. What penis wouldn't feel small
Worry about a clean house, not penis size and you'll go far in life. Your lucky to even be able to own land.
My dick is big, aaaaand I have a big dick.
I didn't want to. The guy was an asshole. And I'm not a slut, he's turning 14 like 2 days befour school ends so he's older and I guess that's y he wanted to n stuff. I never wanted to.
835.....you're a stupid immature cunt.
I also had sex in 8th grade and didn't have any in high school. Those of you calling the op a slut or a whore are either jealous or repressed. Get over yourselves.
I bet you just have an extremely loose, saggy pussy from being fucked since 8th grade. Nothing personal, but you're a whore. You're probably 19 and you've been fucked so many times that the inside of your pussy is now demolished. You're all used up.
Or maybe you're really sexy and tight and the dude really did have a tiny penis. ;)
inside scoop: all this refers to is a guy with a dick the size of a baby carrot, clearly once she felt it she did not sleep with the guy. would you sleep with a baby carrot dick? all you insecure fucks calling this girl a slut need to really chill out and take some extenze.
Or you're a dumb whore because you took dick immediately after you had your first period.
Since 8th grade? Wow you started young. Slut.
Sweetie I thought you said you wouldn't tell
Dangggg, people are meann.
11:20 - original pooper c'mon dude get your shit together
I've had sex in 8th grade, too. i haven't since then and I'm now a senior in highschool. so your all retarded if your calling her a slut because this could be like the 3rd time she's done it. fucking retards. PALM BEACH. haha
I'm 6'5 and am hung lol so whoever is trying to defend this girls by saying all the people who criticize her are retarded. This girl is a slut
I'm in 7th grade and last year I had a "boyfriend" but it was like a school thing, not a real relationship and he always wanted to have sex with me but I didn't want to so on the bus I rubbed his dick threw his pants and it kept him occupied for awhile. Maybe the same thing happened to her or something like this. The guy I felt did have a small dick
Eigth grade is not that bad its just a little messed up. I mean if a hot girl were to ask you have sex in eigth grade what would YOU say?
@averizzle556 ...kidding me? Kids don't grow up at ALL nowadays.
why are 8th graders even on this site? kids grow up too fast these days
6:52 is totally Dwight Schrute.
I want to have your abortion
i personally like small penis' they're great! and make me extremely wet.
fuck you 1:52, you suck.
perhaps your brain was severed off at birth and hasn't said anything funny since then.