Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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Size doesn't measure up if there's no skill.
That's why I practice all of the time.
Masturbation doesn't qualify as skill-building practice, Porky!
Oh it is the way I do it, you should watch me sometime.
Oh, is that chivalrous too?
Yeah, I'm classy like that. Wine, candles, the finest hand lotions...
Taking the jerky fairy up a notch with a touch of elegance? LOL!!!
like stirring a cauldron with a spoon or throwing a hot dog down a hallway
It's like a dream come true when a man knows how to use his stick! You can't just put it in and jack hammer a girl, there are tricks to make her enjoy it just as much as you do guys!! Figure that out and your lady will be asking you for sex instead of you having to beg for it.
with a pussy that echoes
Trust me.. I'm a Doctor