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  • 72 35
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 10, 12 at 10:08am

    Size doesn't measure up if there's no skill.

    • 36 30
      Submitted by porksword on Feb 10, 12 at 11:45am

      That's why I practice all of the time.

    • 52 30
      Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 10, 12 at 2:11pm

      Masturbation doesn't qualify as skill-building practice, Porky!

      • 41 44
        Submitted by porksword on Feb 10, 12 at 3:05pm

        Oh it is the way I do it, you should watch me sometime.

        • 36 38
          Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 10, 12 at 5:59pm

          Oh, is that chivalrous too?

          • 36 31
            Submitted by porksword on Feb 10, 12 at 11:40pm

            Yeah, I'm classy like that. Wine, candles, the finest hand lotions...

            • 32 38
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 10, 12 at 11:56pm

              Taking the jerky fairy up a notch with a touch of elegance? LOL!!!

  • 41 30
    Submitted by somebody_020202 on Feb 10, 12 at 11:11am

    It's like a dream come true when a man knows how to use his stick! You can't just put it in and jack hammer a girl, there are tricks to make her enjoy it just as much as you do guys!! Figure that out and your lady will be asking you for sex instead of you having to beg for it.

  • 47 42
    Submitted by woopigsooie on Feb 10, 12 at 9:38am

    with a pussy that echoes

  • 39 46
    Submitted by woopigsooie on Feb 10, 12 at 9:44am

    like stirring a cauldron with a spoon or throwing a hot dog down a hallway

  • 33 38
    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 11, 12 at 3:05am

    Trust me.. I'm a Doctor