i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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