Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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