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• (415): View more from California

  Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling

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  God, I love San Francisco.

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me

  (604): View more from British Columbia

  Bring breadsticks

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce

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