New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
23 Medical Examiners Reveal The Most Disturbing Causes Of Death They’ve Seen
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.