normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
So much Jack, so little girl.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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