Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(650): View more from California

Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?

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(248): View more from Michigan

piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.

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(678): View more from Georgia

well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list

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(807): View more from Ontario

discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had

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(530): View more from California

before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake

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(404): View more from Georgia

If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company

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