Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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