he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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5 minutes is about average. Ever watch a porn clip and it seems like they've been fuckin forever and u see the time and it's only been 3-4 minutes?
It seems like theres a post a day that just says.
"blah, blah, he lasted 2 minutes."
yes gracey, you know me. try and figure it out.
The goal is to get the girl off no guy wether bullshitting or not isn't trying we know u talk to ur friends and we want the reputation that we can fuck so if u say other wise it's called an exuse or u just don't care to get laid in the future and no girl will stay in a bad sex relationship that's what fixes the problems good sex
i know who sent this in. shes not ugly but definitely a slut.
sadly it is almost true, guys almost always only care about great sex for themselves, when they are done, they're done. now if us girls get off, we don't just stop sex.... we keep going, and either try for another few times to go or want more sex and for you to finish. but def try some other positions or longer foreplay... and for you ass' out there if she was so ugly i think it may take more than 5 mins to get off or at least would just nut in the bathroom.
im betting 3:05 & 8:35 only hook up with psycho girls who have herpes. way to be fucking idiots
she rolls off because she is probably a lard ass
Get some foreplay in their first ffs, most of the time I get a girl to cum twice within 5 minutes. Christ I've even been asked for a break halfway through cos they were so overwhelmed by my meat stick.
I should've said weeks long flings, not hookups.
Still, most girls do suck in bed. Oral and everything.
Y'all bitches are very needy. If you bitches don't like how we treat you then go buy a fucking cat and a vibrator. We don't need your whining bullshit
Then change positions 4 minutes in if you want him to last longer. Or hell, get enough foreplay beforehand that 5 min is enough.
i'm pretty sure this is written about my ex boyfriend.
You had sex. It's not a bad night in my book.
I am a girl, give me a minute and I'm done, it's called clitoris girls wiggle it back and forth and you will be done before him then u can both go to bed!!
My girl gets on top for about a minute. Then she rolls off me because of her "insecurities" FML.
my boyfriend and i are like obsessed with getting each other off more than we are focusing on ourselves. its uh...pretty fun :) ill hang onto this one
hey hey, dont blame all of us because your girlfriend sucks. we're not all lazy
I agree get a cat and a vibrator and quit whining and talking about ur feelings
Probably cause ur ugly
Wow, the standard is for a guy to last FIVE minutes. That's a low standard. I don't want a marathon but I don't want a minute man either. I love you G Unit and I'm sorry this had to happen to you. But I'm glad you're famous now haha. You need to quit making visits to that house lady .
And the double standard here is amazing. When a guy says he doesn't give a shit about girls finishing, he's flamed on here and told he'll be shit talked, etc., but I'm told that girls shouldn't expect to give as good as they get.
9:59 The reason a lot of guys are like that is because women have us do ALL the work. We have to move even when we're on the bottom. How would you feel if you did all the work, finally finished after a while, only to have the other person bitch about you being too tired to go again? Put some effort in on your end and maybe we won't tire out after an hour of fucking.
Everyone listen to 11:14, obviously he knows what he is talking about
I agree with 2:53. we aren't there to get you off. we are there to get ourselves off. If it happens in 5 minutes or 1 minute that is good enough for us.
5 minutes is too long. Op needs warmed up first.
i'd let this girl ride me for at least five minutes.
dont be such a dumb slut and maybe you'll be worth more than 5 minutes of his time b4 he gets bored and decides to nut because hes had enough with u.. lol dumbass
I'm sure there's 10% that are decent/amazing. I'm just pissed at how many girls think they have a right to shit talk a guy when they're probably worse than he is.
this guy probably thinks he was so smooth and such a baller for "gettin some" and only to find out he is loser cuz his bitch blasted him for being a five minute man. OUCH!
well, no kidding your 'hookups' dont give a shit about the effort you have to put in or what you want. what were you expecting?
10:46 I don't have a girlfriend. All my recent hookups have been lazy as fuck and I'm stuck doing all the work.
He just needs to learn breathing tech. Get a Kama sutra book, you'll last for as long as it takes to get her off at least two to three.. Oh yea First!
fine. most. as long as youre not accusing all