you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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