I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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Not sure how using birth control makes her a slut. She was obviously making a joke about how the tournament of young annoying kids makes her not want to have any. Idiot.
How is she a slut? For having sex? Really? At least she's being responsible and using birth control. Get of your high horse.
no better birth control then other people's shitty kids!
Oh yes, being around kids is the best form of birth control. Many times, I am like hell no, do not want want of these yard monkeys now or ever.
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Apparently OP doesn't know how birth control pills work, but she gets an A for effort anyway.
Being around other people's kids: the surest method of birth control ever invented.
Not how they work but okay
Well this could have all been prevented if you weren't a slut, or you took them all on time or you wore protection
Or if she did like Tommysalami here and just swallowed them