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  • 54 43
    Submitted by W_T_F on Aug 5, 13 at 10:01pm

    A guy goes to the doctor and tells the doc his asshole has been stretched out so big, he has lost all bowel control. The doc examines him and sees that his asshole is gaping about 10 inches wide. The doc asks, what the hell happened? The man replied, I got fucked by an elephant. The doc says, well that doesn't really explain it. Elephants have long dicks, but they are not very thick. The guy replied, yeah, but he fingered me first.

  • 48 36
    Submitted by BecauseISaidSo on Aug 5, 13 at 1:25pm

    Just as long as it is not false advertising

  • 39 50
    Submitted by lurky_mclurk on Aug 5, 13 at 1:09pm

    I think her parents might disagree...

  • 27 32
    Submitted by Key_umm on Aug 6, 13 at 6:58pm

    Not introducing him to me. Wrong.

  • 31 44
    Submitted by sunshine26 on Aug 5, 13 at 6:36pm

    Hells yeah!