There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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A guy goes to the doctor and tells the doc his asshole has been stretched out so big, he has lost all bowel control. The doc examines him and sees that his asshole is gaping about 10 inches wide. The doc asks, what the hell happened? The man replied, I got fucked by an elephant. The doc says, well that doesn't really explain it. Elephants have long dicks, but they are not very thick. The guy replied, yeah, but he fingered me first.
Just as long as it is not false advertising
I think her parents might disagree...
Not introducing him to me. Wrong.