honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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