Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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