Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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