awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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