we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
he fucked my hip out of place.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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