Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
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I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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