After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
