Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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