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  • 71 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:49am

    10:23 You're liberal. I'm sorry to hear that.

  • 77 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:23am

    Someone too dumb to use a dictionary? Must be a republican.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 4:29pm

    Wow. America's public school system at it's best. This is why private schools are better.

    • 38 47
      Submitted by michaelafogle on Sep 18, 10 at 12:56am

      well thats a bunch of bullshit. My sisters and I are all public school graduates, all went to college, paid for it ourselves, and have careers. Same goes for our parents. Just cause you were a dumb fuck that couldn't learn at a normal pace for public school doesn't mean that private schools are better.

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:12pm

    Will someone pleasetell me what the duck is tiger balm?

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:17am

    12:51, how could a txt like this be fake..?

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:35am

    O god I do so wish I could do that. Wouldn't it make life more interesting? -quiet guys new pal

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:35pm

    Did this honestly turn into a pseudo-political debate for about 30 minutes? I'm losing all faith in humanity...

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:05pm

    alphabetical is all i have to say

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:59pm

    A dictionary is pretty much one long index + definitions... -_______________-'

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:33am

    This text is unbelievably lame and even if it is a text that really was sent, it's just too old a joke to be funny anymore

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:13am

    No sham wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:16am

    You're all that needs to be said

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:08am

    I love 'Synonyms' on Word. It makes writing a paper that much easier.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:15am

    Liberals and Democrats don't even know what a dictionary is. And open book was given to Nancy Pelosi once, and she gasped and said, "Now when did they start making these brick things do this?", as she flicked through the pages.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:06pm

    You're in alphabetical order

  • 38 44
    Submitted by trackster8 on May 24, 10 at 9:38pm

    Twat waffle (: (: haha so funny.

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:19am

    No, I'M quiet guy! And saying something over and over again doesn't make you right. -qgitc

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:29am

    It means that no matter how many times you say it, saying you fucked my mother will not be true and will not be able to assuage the despair you feel every night, that you wish desperately that you could reach your own asshole with your tongue. -quiet guy

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:14am

    You're Nancy Pelosi.

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:33am

    I'm a republican. Quiet guy is a duche bag

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:11pm

    stephen wright is funny, OP on the other hand...not so much

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:25pm

    Of course a stupid text about a dictionary needing an index turned into a pseudo-political debate for 30 minutes. Are you that surprised? Retarded begets retarded.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:23am

    Huh? WTF does that mean, qgitcwhhmfmb ?? ( quiet guy in the corner who had his mother fucked by me)

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:03am

    TFLN this is fucking lame. This shit got posted??

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:51am

    No I'm sorry. Except for fucking quiet guys dead mother

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:52pm

    hahahaha this made my day! i wondered that once too. then i realized that would defeat the point of a dictionary being in alphabetical order...and i felt retarded.

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 8:49pm

    how about the word indices instead of indexes you uneducated twat waffle.

  • 48 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:53am

    It is wrong. She was an exceptional lay.

  • 45 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:52pm

    are you a fucking idiot?

  • 35 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:17am

    You would still have to learn how to use one ya ding dong.

  • 39 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:15am

    Dumbass, it's all that needs to be said.

  • 43 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:13am

    You're a stupid clit slapper. This is an old Stephen wright bit. Weak fucker

  • 41 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:59am

    You're an exceptional lay

  • 20 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:12pm

    That's always been a question on my mind.

  • 32 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:44pm

    All u have 2 do is know how 2 spell the word