I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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