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  • 71 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:45pm

    Everything fucked up is from 610

  • 59 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:43pm

    I have totally always wanted a penis just so I could stick it in holes .. any holes really .. well .. not ANY hole....

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:07pm

    I would be so excited to pee standing up and not having to wipe.

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 12:38pm

    I'm a chick and I won't touch wine. It tastes like fermented goat ass must smell. If a man wants betwixt my thighs, he could hang Stolichnaya flavored rings off his cock.

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:39pm

    done it... and done it.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 6:55am

    Dear 10:45, 610 IS fucked up.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 11:30pm

    bahaha. I've always thought that i'd put a sock on it or something like that. Just to do it.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:55am

    6:50 you must be fat.

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:03pm

    i think i might make my bf do that... and i will eat the peach rings off from his penis. oh and 7:02... fruit rollups ya douche!

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 10:23pm

    having a dick is awesome...unfortunately, i get in trouble for peeing on everything

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:03pm

    And I'm pretty sure most guys think that if they had a vagina they would store stuff in it. Or maybe hide stuff that you don't want your friends to find.

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 10:59pm

    8:03, the difference is we can get infection if we do stuff like that hahaha. which would be disgusting. guys on the other hand, you can pretty much put whatever on your penis without worry, except an std filled vag obviously.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:03pm

    shut the fuck up you racist son of a bitch. it doesnt matter whether you're serious or not, its wrong to say stuff like that you pathetic asswipe. and i agree about the peachrings.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:11pm

    been there, done that

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:44pm

    If I had one I'd piss off balconies, off roofs, into bottles etc.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:30pm

    if a guy hads a fruit roll up on his dick, i would totally have to hold myself back from sucking it.... i love fruit roll ups!!!!!

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 10:49pm

    I do this often. Anyone want a donut?

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:11pm

    That's especially fun if you have a large one.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:32pm

    i think all girls think this at some point...i know i do. this and sword fights. haha.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 10 at 3:00am

    I do this all the time

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:37pm

    TAKE A LOOK AT MY TING TINNNNNGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:10pm

    haha I think if I had one I'd just hold it and stroke it all day

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:46pm

    Bitches be silly, yo.

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:45pm

    i think about this often.

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:44pm

    Good place for storing stuff I guess?

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:16pm

    a guy i know once said he would hide his pot in his vag if he had one.

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:31pm

    you could play follow the fruit roll up

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:58am

    handy dandy coat hanger. :)

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:24am

    i think everyone thinks about what they would do if they were the opposite sex

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:13pm

    6:03 what the fuck was that all about and I am in the 479 if some girl needs a stunt penis for any of said tricks

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:25pm

    12:38...you just haven't had good wine yet. tis shame. there are some red wines that taste like grape juice...so smooth...and mmm i think i might have a glass right now actually...

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:44pm

    4:44 - and write things in the snow by peeing!!

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:46pm

    horseshoes anyone? hell random uses for a penis apparently.

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:32am

    HAHA IF I HAD A PENIS ID BE FUCKIN EVERYYYBODYY!!

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:37am

    8:16 What's stopping him from getting a pot?

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:22pm

    now i want some peach rings. damnit

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:20pm

    "got any donuts on ya, Dick?" "got any donuts on your dick?"

  • 45 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 7:57am

    If they had wine flavored peach rings, i could go trolling for chicks....wine=instant leg spreader. It's a win win for everyone.

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:58am

    Well I DO have a penis!! And I'm totally going to buy peach rings tomorrow!! thank you for the idea!! =)

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:50pm

    *moans* oooh that is so hot

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:44pm

    how would peach rings fit on a penis, even stretched out?! I call shens.

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:02pm

    i really hope no one has a skinny enough penis to hang froot loops off on!