If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
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I have totally always wanted a penis just so I could stick it in holes .. any holes really .. well .. not ANY hole....
I would be so excited to pee standing up and not having to wipe.
6:50 you must be fat.
Everything fucked up is from 610
I do this often. Anyone want a donut?
bahaha. I've always thought that i'd put a sock on it or something like that. Just to do it.
I'm a chick and I won't touch wine. It tastes like fermented goat ass must smell.
If a man wants betwixt my thighs, he could hang Stolichnaya flavored rings off his cock.
8:03, the difference is we can get infection if we do stuff like that hahaha. which would be disgusting. guys on the other hand, you can pretty much put whatever on your penis without worry, except an std filled vag obviously.
If I had one I'd piss off balconies, off roofs, into bottles etc.
i think i might make my bf do that... and i will eat the peach rings off from his penis.
oh and 7:02... fruit rollups ya douche!
TAKE A LOOK AT MY TING TINNNNNGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear 10:45, 610 IS fucked up.
*moans* oooh that is so hot
i think all girls think this at some point...i know i do. this and sword fights. haha.
That's especially fun if you have a large one.
4:44 - and write things in the snow by peeing!!
shut the fuck up you racist son of a bitch. it doesnt matter whether you're serious or not, its wrong to say stuff like that you pathetic asswipe.
and i agree about the peachrings.
Well I DO have a penis!! And I'm totally going to buy peach rings tomorrow!!
thank you for the idea!! =)
I do this all the time
having a dick is awesome...unfortunately, i get in trouble for peeing on everything
i think everyone thinks about what they would do if they were the opposite sex
And I'm pretty sure most guys think that if they had a vagina they would store stuff in it. Or maybe hide stuff that you don't want your friends to find.
if a guy hads a fruit roll up on his dick, i would totally have to hold myself back from sucking it.... i love fruit roll ups!!!!!
6:03 what the fuck was that all about and I am in the 479 if some girl needs a stunt penis for any of said tricks
HAHA IF I HAD A PENIS ID BE FUCKIN EVERYYYBODYY!!
What's stopping him from getting a pot?
done it... and done it.
handy dandy coat hanger. :)
haha I think if I had one I'd just hold it and stroke it all day
now i want some peach rings. damnit
horseshoes anyone? hell random uses for a penis apparently.
i think about this often.
Good place for storing stuff I guess?
a guy i know once said he would hide his pot in his vag if he had one.
Bitches be silly, yo.
If they had wine flavored peach rings, i could go trolling for chicks....wine=instant leg spreader. It's a win win for everyone.
12:38...you just haven't had good wine yet. tis shame. there are some red wines that taste like grape juice...so smooth...and mmm i think i might have a glass right now actually...
"got any donuts on ya, Dick?"
"got any donuts on your dick?"
i really hope no one has a skinny enough penis to hang froot loops off on!
how would peach rings fit on a penis, even stretched out?! I call shens.
been there, done that
you could play follow the fruit roll up