If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
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I have totally always wanted a penis just so I could stick it in holes .. any holes really .. well .. not ANY hole....
I would be so excited to pee standing up and not having to wipe.
6:50 you must be fat.
Everything fucked up is from 610
I do this often. Anyone want a donut?
I'm a chick and I won't touch wine. It tastes like fermented goat ass must smell.
If a man wants betwixt my thighs, he could hang Stolichnaya flavored rings off his cock.
bahaha. I've always thought that i'd put a sock on it or something like that. Just to do it.
8:03, the difference is we can get infection if we do stuff like that hahaha. which would be disgusting. guys on the other hand, you can pretty much put whatever on your penis without worry, except an std filled vag obviously.
If I had one I'd piss off balconies, off roofs, into bottles etc.
i think i might make my bf do that... and i will eat the peach rings off from his penis.
oh and 7:02... fruit rollups ya douche!
TAKE A LOOK AT MY TING TINNNNNGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think all girls think this at some point...i know i do. this and sword fights. haha.
Dear 10:45, 610 IS fucked up.
*moans* oooh that is so hot
shut the fuck up you racist son of a bitch. it doesnt matter whether you're serious or not, its wrong to say stuff like that you pathetic asswipe.
and i agree about the peachrings.
4:44 - and write things in the snow by peeing!!
That's especially fun if you have a large one.
I do this all the time
i think everyone thinks about what they would do if they were the opposite sex
if a guy hads a fruit roll up on his dick, i would totally have to hold myself back from sucking it.... i love fruit roll ups!!!!!
Well I DO have a penis!! And I'm totally going to buy peach rings tomorrow!!
thank you for the idea!! =)
And I'm pretty sure most guys think that if they had a vagina they would store stuff in it. Or maybe hide stuff that you don't want your friends to find.
having a dick is awesome...unfortunately, i get in trouble for peeing on everything
6:03 what the fuck was that all about and I am in the 479 if some girl needs a stunt penis for any of said tricks
HAHA IF I HAD A PENIS ID BE FUCKIN EVERYYYBODYY!!
What's stopping him from getting a pot?
done it... and done it.
haha I think if I had one I'd just hold it and stroke it all day
handy dandy coat hanger. :)
horseshoes anyone? hell random uses for a penis apparently.
now i want some peach rings. damnit
i think about this often.
Bitches be silly, yo.
Good place for storing stuff I guess?
If they had wine flavored peach rings, i could go trolling for chicks....wine=instant leg spreader. It's a win win for everyone.
a guy i know once said he would hide his pot in his vag if he had one.
12:38...you just haven't had good wine yet. tis shame. there are some red wines that taste like grape juice...so smooth...and mmm i think i might have a glass right now actually...
"got any donuts on ya, Dick?"
"got any donuts on your dick?"
how would peach rings fit on a penis, even stretched out?! I call shens.
i really hope no one has a skinny enough penis to hang froot loops off on!
you could play follow the fruit roll up
been there, done that