I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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