White coat. Heels.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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