You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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