if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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