my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
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I don't know how but the 19 year old daughter is really pretty. How did they produce that? REALLY ?
Those aren't all his kids.
Got to love the TX Panhandle.
I think his wife is more a testament to fertility then he is though.
best text ever. please do im sick of hearing about them they are boring.
im pretty sure the last eight of their kids have walked out.
that's not powerfull sperm. That's just what happens when u are a Jesus freak and don't believe in using birth control!! Stupid Jesus freaks
is that next to your biggest dream of being straight?
And they think that they had a miscarriage because she used to use the pill and God killed their "baby" to punish them. Bullshit.
There should really be a law against ugly people breeding.
If our country runs out of food, we can always make sloppy joe's out of the Duggar crotch droppings.
Jim Bob Duggar: SPERMANATOR
representing Amarillo, TX, love it!!!!!!!!!!
dvda = double vaginal double anal
^^ ha ha was there some DVDA during the conception night?
haha. I thought I was the only loser who knew who he was talking about.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will blow a chicks head off like a shotgun
It's NOT a clown car.
And yes, those are all his kids.
really 12 00? you think this is the best text ever, but youre sick of hearing about them? funny those two things dont seem to match up. Loser.
1:45 - Maybe it's not the pill. Maybe you're just cursed with Duggar-esque sperm.
i want sperm so powerful that i need to pick mates of suitable durability so as not to cause an exit wound.
11:16 obviously, what are you a virgin or something?
duggar references are choice
ahahahahaha <3 thissss!*
i am literally on the floor laughing out loud over this.
so when's the black one gonna pop out...
11:35...I totally agree.
Shit, both of the women I've empregnated have been on BC... I don't trust the pill.
the duggers are grosss