my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
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I don't know how but the 19 year old daughter is really pretty. How did they produce that? REALLY ?
Those aren't all his kids.
best text ever. please do im sick of hearing about them they are boring.
im pretty sure the last eight of their kids have walked out.
I think his wife is more a testament to fertility then he is though.
that's not powerfull sperm. That's just what happens when u are a Jesus freak and don't believe in using birth control!! Stupid Jesus freaks
is that next to your biggest dream of being straight?
representing Amarillo, TX, love it!!!!!!!!!!
It's NOT a clown car.
haha. I thought I was the only loser who knew who he was talking about.
dvda = double vaginal double anal
And they think that they had a miscarriage because she used to use the pill and God killed their "baby" to punish them. Bullshit.
There should really be a law against ugly people breeding.
Jim Bob Duggar: SPERMANATOR
If our country runs out of food, we can always make sloppy joe's out of the Duggar crotch droppings.
Got to love the TX Panhandle.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will blow a chicks head off like a shotgun
11:16 obviously, what are you a virgin or something?
so when's the black one gonna pop out...
i want sperm so powerful that i need to pick mates of suitable durability so as not to cause an exit wound.
really 12 00? you think this is the best text ever, but youre sick of hearing about them? funny those two things dont seem to match up. Loser.
duggar references are choice
1:45 - Maybe it's not the pill. Maybe you're just cursed with Duggar-esque sperm.
ahahahahaha <3 thissss!*
i am literally on the floor laughing out loud over this.
^^ ha ha was there some DVDA during the conception night?
And yes, those are all his kids.
Shit, both of the women I've empregnated have been on BC... I don't trust the pill.
11:35...I totally agree.
the duggers are grosss