Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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