guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
