ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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