I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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