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  • Ok I am the original poster and I'm sorry for submitting such a stupid text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:21pm
  • Well 528 you sound kinda dumb cause you just spelled swimming wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:53pm
  • U should of just left her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:59pm
  • you shouldve been like hold you r breath and count to a million

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:22pm
  • 5:28 ya haha swimmers aren't that dumb I've been swming for 16 years haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:00am
  • My dick pounds so much pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:16am
  • Swimmer huh? In the toilet?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:28pm
  • I like country bitches. With big fat monkeys like Beyonce.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:12am
  • That was a statement saying she was puking so much, but she was a swimmer so she wouldn't drown. She wasn't literally swimming in her own puke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:04pm
  • Jeremy! Don't post this shit. I am telling your brother!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:58pm
  • This is just gross. I am so tired of all of the texts about throwing up! I don't want to hear about it. It's not that funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:21pm
  • Does anyone think this website is bullshit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:42am
  • I like to burn babies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:57pm
  • My dicks cooler than you bretch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:16am
  • i pee on my finger then smell it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:04am
  • 6:57 - what? That's kind of a disgusting thing to say ... I guess your protected by the fact that this anonymous ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:27pm
  • I am posting from my bed in Hospice....LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:57pm
  • if i had a dick i would definitely tell those american apparel ads to suck it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:21am
  • ha hope she showered later

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:25pm
  • Im not in highschool and im not a virgin. So why dont you go get your shit pushed in buddy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:00pm
  • Puke on my face please

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:09pm
  • This is a lot funnier if you think about it as bulimia.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:17pm
  • did she puke and then try to eat it? you know, like dogs do?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:29pm
  • 8:24 that's the most hilarious thing i've read on this site for a long while. Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:45pm
  • soviet russia can eat shit!!!! stfu that shit is not funny. the only people that find your stupid shit funny is people in high school and virgins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:43pm
  • Get used to it, german

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:55pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:50pm
  • wait wait she was drowing IN puke...like faceplanted IN puke?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:04pm
  • swimmers are tanks!!! with that being said, swimming in puke i'm sure isnt one of her better ideas. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:28am
  • 10:22 it's not a joke it's a saying and it's still funny... funnier than this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:32pm
  • Give me a big fat monkey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:10am
  • I am the original poster to this and it was off of Coke and Rum and four of us had to chug a X-Lg wendys cup full in ten seconds and of course she finished first, but i was the one holding her hair back and telling her to get her head out of the toilet because it was on her arm and her head kept slipping into the toilet.. Shes a bit stupid when shes drunk lol but her excuse was its okay im a swimmer so she was convinced she wasnt going to drown in her own puke....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:55pm
  • What's her best puking 50 free time?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:37pm
  • My dick is smaller than a pea but yo dick tested positive for HIV....bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:52am
  • I like to put baby chipmunks up my butthole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:00pm
  • In Soviet Russia dirt boxes you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:03pm
  • Hate throwing up when hammered

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:52pm
  • Ew vvvdown below your gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:11pm
  • 8:24 the mods aren't retarded, the last time they heard that joke they fell off their dinosaurs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:22pm
  • Nobody post anything new since yesterday!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:03am
  • Your face is a swimmer!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:54am
  • 8:45 believe it or not it was a real text I sent to a friend awhile ago I sent it in and it was never posted I'm just proving a point that these fucking mods are retarded when shit like this gets posted but that one never did. WTF!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:49pm
  • I'm a swimmer but I definitely couldn't swim in my own puke..So gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:11pm
  • Hahahahha that's sooo funnny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:17pm
  • How fast did she go in the 200 puke relay?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:19pm
  • DEY TOOK R JERBS!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:57am
  • Ok I am the original poster. I think everyone here should watch their backs because I have a penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:04pm
  • I'm also a swimmer, and I just got back from a swim meet actually. This text makes me proud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:20pm
  • OP is a loseerrrrr hahah your an alcoholic asssclown

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:01pm
  • Why aren't the post being updated on my app?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:18pm
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