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  • 65 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:53pm

    Well 528 you sound kinda dumb cause you just spelled swimming wrong

  • 63 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:16am

    My dick pounds so much pussy

  • 55 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:59pm

    U should of just left her

  • 63 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:21am

    if i had a dick i would definitely tell those american apparel ads to suck it

  • 59 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:57pm

    I am posting from my bed in Hospice....LOL

  • 55 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:00am

    5:28 ya haha swimmers aren't that dumb I've been swming for 16 years haha

  • 59 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:04am

    i pee on my finger then smell it

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:04pm

    That was a statement saying she was puking so much, but she was a swimmer so she wouldn't drown. She wasn't literally swimming in her own puke.

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:28pm

    Swimmer huh? In the toilet?

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:21pm

    This is just gross. I am so tired of all of the texts about throwing up! I don't want to hear about it. It's not that funny.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:29pm

    did she puke and then try to eat it? you know, like dogs do?

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:12am

    I like country bitches. With big fat monkeys like Beyonce.

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:04pm

    wait wait she was drowing IN puke...like faceplanted IN puke?

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:58pm

    Jeremy! Don't post this shit. I am telling your brother!

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:42am

    Does anyone think this website is bullshit?

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:16am

    My dicks cooler than you bretch

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:27pm

    6:57 - what? That's kind of a disgusting thing to say ... I guess your protected by the fact that this anonymous ...

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:25pm

    ha hope she showered later

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:17pm

    This is a lot funnier if you think about it as bulimia.

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:57pm

    I like to burn babies.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:50pm

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  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:09pm

    Puke on my face please

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:32pm

    10:22 it's not a joke it's a saying and it's still funny... funnier than this.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:00pm

    Im not in highschool and im not a virgin. So why dont you go get your shit pushed in buddy.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:10am

    Give me a big fat monkey

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:22pm

    you shouldve been like hold you r breath and count to a million

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:55pm

    Get used to it, german

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:43pm

    soviet russia can eat shit!!!! stfu that shit is not funny. the only people that find your stupid shit funny is people in high school and virgins.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:52am

    My dick is smaller than a pea but yo dick tested positive for HIV....bitch

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:55pm

    I am the original poster to this and it was off of Coke and Rum and four of us had to chug a X-Lg wendys cup full in ten seconds and of course she finished first, but i was the one holding her hair back and telling her to get her head out of the toilet because it was on her arm and her head kept slipping into the toilet.. Shes a bit stupid when shes drunk lol but her excuse was its okay im a swimmer so she was convinced she wasnt going to drown in her own puke....

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:19pm

    How fast did she go in the 200 puke relay?

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:37pm

    What's her best puking 50 free time?

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:00pm

    I like to put baby chipmunks up my butthole

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:52pm

    Hate throwing up when hammered

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:11pm

    Ew vvvdown below your gross

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:28am

    swimmers are tanks!!! with that being said, swimming in puke i'm sure isnt one of her better ideas. lol

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:57am

    DEY TOOK R JERBS!!!!

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:22pm

    8:24 the mods aren't retarded, the last time they heard that joke they fell off their dinosaurs.

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:49pm

    8:45 believe it or not it was a real text I sent to a friend awhile ago I sent it in and it was never posted I'm just proving a point that these fucking mods are retarded when shit like this gets posted but that one never did. WTF!?

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:54am

    Your face is a swimmer!

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:11pm

    I'm a swimmer but I definitely couldn't swim in my own puke..So gross.

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:20pm

    I'm also a swimmer, and I just got back from a swim meet actually. This text makes me proud.

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:45pm

    8:24 that's the most hilarious thing i've read on this site for a long while. Lol.

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:03am

    Nobody post anything new since yesterday!!!

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:17pm

    Hahahahha that's sooo funnny

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:21pm

    Ok I am the original poster and I'm sorry for submitting such a stupid text

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:04pm

    Ok I am the original poster. I think everyone here should watch their backs because I have a penis

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:03pm

    In Soviet Russia dirt boxes you.

  • 34 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:18pm

    Why aren't the post being updated on my app?

  • 29 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:01pm

    OP is a loseerrrrr hahah your an alcoholic asssclown