she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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Well 528 you sound kinda dumb cause you just spelled swimming wrong
Ok I am the original poster and I'm sorry for submitting such a stupid text
U should of just left her
you shouldve been like hold you r breath and count to a million
5:28 ya haha swimmers aren't that dumb I've been swming for 16 years haha
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Swimmer huh? In the toilet?
That was a statement saying she was puking so much, but she was a swimmer so she wouldn't drown. She wasn't literally swimming in her own puke.
Don't post this shit.
I am telling your brother!
This is just gross. I am so tired of all of the texts about throwing up! I don't want to hear about it. It's not that funny.
Does anyone think this website is bullshit?
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i pee on my finger then smell it
6:57 - what? That's kind of a disgusting thing to say ... I guess your protected by the fact that this anonymous ...
I am posting from my bed in Hospice....LOL
This is a lot funnier if you think about it as bulimia.
if i had a dick i would definitely tell those american apparel ads to suck it
ha hope she showered later
Im not in highschool and im not a virgin. So why dont you go get your shit pushed in buddy.
Puke on my face please
8:24 that's the most hilarious thing i've read on this site for a long while. Lol.
did she puke and then try to eat it? you know, like dogs do?
soviet russia can eat shit!!!! stfu that shit is not funny. the only people that find your stupid shit funny is people in high school and virgins.
Get used to it, german
swimmers are tanks!!! with that being said, swimming in puke i'm sure isnt one of her better ideas. lol
wait wait she was drowing IN puke...like faceplanted IN puke?
10:22 it's not a joke it's a saying and it's still funny... funnier than this.
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I am the original poster to this and it was off of Coke and Rum and four of us had to chug a X-Lg wendys cup full in ten seconds and of course she finished first, but i was the one holding her hair back and telling her to get her head out of the toilet because it was on her arm and her head kept slipping into the toilet.. Shes a bit stupid when shes drunk lol but her excuse was its okay im a swimmer so she was convinced she wasnt going to drown in her own puke....
What's her best puking 50 free time?
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Hate throwing up when hammered
Ew vvvdown below your gross
8:24 the mods aren't retarded, the last time they heard that joke they fell off their dinosaurs.
Your face is a swimmer!
8:45 believe it or not it was a real text I sent to a friend awhile ago I sent it in and it was never posted I'm just proving a point that these fucking mods are retarded when shit like this gets posted but that one never did. WTF!?
Nobody post anything new since yesterday!!!
I'm a swimmer but I definitely couldn't swim in my own puke..So gross.
Hahahahha that's sooo funnny
How fast did she go in the 200 puke relay?
DEY TOOK R JERBS!!!!
Ok I am the original poster. I think everyone here should watch their backs because I have a penis
I'm also a swimmer, and I just got back from a swim meet actually. This text makes me proud.
OP is a loseerrrrr hahah your an alcoholic asssclown
Why aren't the post being updated on my app?