There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
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I'm pretty sure they even didn't use Air Supply for torture in Guantanamo.
I laughed my cunt off when I read this. we should hang out....
lol@ the radar remark.
Thios post is so fake.
awww that poor frog :(
um wtf washing a frog with someone else's toothbrush
gross dude i hope the roommate used a different one the next day
Hey, lighten up. Frogs croak all the time.
why didnt you stop her that poor fuckin frog didnt need a fucking bath!
Damn, this one's actually kind of sad. Not just because of the dead frog, which sucks, but because the drunk dude thought he was taking care of him.
That is so fucking funny, I laughed for a solid 3 minutes. Then laughed for another few when I thought, wouldn't Cutting Crew's "I just died in your arms tonight" have been more appropriate
^^^^^^^^^^as long as we all laugh at them^^^^^^^^^
I think it's funny how people think animals don't feel pain or hurt. Ya' ll are all crazy. Thy may not speak and act like humans but they still feel pain. Putting threw things like this is just sick
i agree 12:10 just made it even funnier...and 8:10...no animals are not people...they are animals...and you are fucking dumb
Oh my God! This is the funniest thing I have ever read!! I don't care if it's fake. (If it is keep making more up like this. If not you're my God)
You fucking morons killing a frog. I hope you die the same way: slowly and painfully.
Poor frog. Grow up people.
animals are people too -radar o'reilly
Yeah they killed a frog and while little kids are dying in Africa, you're on TFLN.
aww, they killed my prince charming... lol
I think most things would die if they were in captivity and being forced to listen to Air Supply songs.
couldn't agree more 12:53
check yourself in rehab
Fucking awesome. Possibly the best TFLN i've read yet.
12:53, you're my hero. :D
booooo dead froggy but hilarious :p
i just woke up and read this and lol'd hard. that is fucked up and hilarious at the same time
not fucking funny.
seriously just fell over laughing.
12:10, thank you. you just made my day that much better.
oh this is actually sad :(
"Poor frog. Grow up people."\n\nyour a cunt. this is fucking hilarious. I'd rather have a sense of humor then be some overly mature dick like you.
Hilarious. I almost cried a little I laughed so hard. I can just picture it.
the only thing more annoying than people actually posting fake texts (not saying this one is) is people who write "fake" on every single goddamn text. STFU. even if it was fake, no one is ever going to prove you right. this site is annonymous. dumbasses
I don't get it, why is it alright to drown a frog? people would be flipping their shit if the op had drowned a puppy
Please God, let me never accidentally kill something while drunk. I'd cry.