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  • I laughed my cunt off when I read this. we should hang out....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:46pm
  • I'm pretty sure they even didn't use Air Supply for torture in Guantanamo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 10:35am
  • Hey, lighten up. Frogs croak all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 12:10am
  • um wtf washing a frog with someone else's toothbrush gross dude i hope the roommate used a different one the next day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:30am
  • Damn, this one's actually kind of sad. Not just because of the dead frog, which sucks, but because the drunk dude thought he was taking care of him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:39am
  • awww that poor frog :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:55am
  • Thios post is so fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 10:55am
  • why didnt you stop her that poor fuckin frog didnt need a fucking bath!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:39pm
  • animals are people too -radar o'reilly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:10am
  • That is so fucking funny, I laughed for a solid 3 minutes. Then laughed for another few when I thought, wouldn't Cutting Crew's "I just died in your arms tonight" have been more appropriate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:54am
  • ^^^^^^^^^^as long as we all laugh at them^^^^^^^^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:43pm
  • Oh my God! This is the funniest thing I have ever read!! I don't care if it's fake. (If it is keep making more up like this. If not you're my God)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:00pm
  • You fucking morons killing a frog. I hope you die the same way: slowly and painfully.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 11:14pm
  • not fucking funny.

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 13, 10 at 2:17pm
  • i agree 12:10 just made it even funnier...and 8:10...no animals are not people...they are animals...and you are fucking dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 4:48pm
  • couldn't agree more 12:53

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:50pm
  • seriously just fell over laughing. 12:10, thank you. you just made my day that much better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 4:45pm
  • 12:53, you're my hero. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:03am
  • ya ok. lol@ the radar remark.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:07am
  • I think it's funny how people think animals don't feel pain or hurt. Ya' ll are all crazy. Thy may not speak and act like humans but they still feel pain. Putting threw things like this is just sick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:01am
  • aww, they killed my prince charming... lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:54pm
  • i just woke up and read this and lol'd hard. that is fucked up and hilarious at the same time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:04am
  • Yeah they killed a frog and while little kids are dying in Africa, you're on TFLN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 10 at 3:03pm
  • oh this is actually sad :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:21am
  • Poor frog. Grow up people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:27am
  • Fucking awesome. Possibly the best TFLN i've read yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:09am
  • I think most things would die if they were in captivity and being forced to listen to Air Supply songs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 10:02am
  • I don't get it, why is it alright to drown a frog? people would be flipping their shit if the op had drowned a puppy

    Submitted by poop12 on Jun 26, 10 at 3:39pm
  • "Poor frog. Grow up people."\n\nyour a cunt. this is fucking hilarious. I'd rather have a sense of humor then be some overly mature dick like you.

    Submitted by [][][] on May 13, 10 at 8:00pm
  • booooo dead froggy but hilarious :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:19pm
  • check yourself in rehab

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:51am
  • Hilarious. I almost cried a little I laughed so hard. I can just picture it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:46am
  • the only thing more annoying than people actually posting fake texts (not saying this one is) is people who write "fake" on every single goddamn text. STFU. even if it was fake, no one is ever going to prove you right. this site is annonymous. dumbasses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:53pm
  • Please God, let me never accidentally kill something while drunk. I'd cry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:48pm