Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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