"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
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HAHAHA 9:37 you are my hero. and I loved that text.
I thought hurricane season was over!
fuck miley. tswift all the way!
uh yeah "tswift" fucking sucks too.
This is fucking epic. Lol.
Pull on my dick a lil while
I don't care if this is fake, Party in the USA gets either played or sang every time I go to church. I always want to punch a baby.
Party in farmville, USA!!!!!!
-farmer from farmville
I'm gonna send in some fake texts. If they make it, i'll be sure to let you posters know
"Party in the USA" has joined Farmville and walk of shame for guaranteed TFLN approval.
Story. Of. My. Life.
8:30 I got you beat. I sent in a fake text 3 weeks ago that made it, ha. It said "you ever jackoff with your legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad you'll never know what that feels like? Or to fly like a bird?"
what is with fucking party in the usa never heard it dont want to.
Fuck the haterrrrssss. Party in the USA FOREVER
I did it because I'd sent in real texts that were much funnier than what gets accepted, so I was testing the mods.
Party in the USA is a joke. Do me a favor, go to YouTube and search "never heard a jay z song", then tell me you still respect Miley Cyrus...
YOU GO TO GRACE CHURCH :O
I don't see why people are so into Miley Cyrus. Maybe if you're 10. I can't believe college kids listen to this shit... its fucking pathetic
Haha, I stopped going to youth group when my gf moved..... Is that bad?
9:08 its "they're", even more proof that miley fans are idiots
chocolate chip. tastes the best ;)
ehmagwaddd i lavvvve the song! miely cyrus is sooo cool and me and my clique look up to her for fashion inspiration. she aint no LBR roflmfao (:
8:13, I assume you listen to the jonas brothers too?
For 15 quid, I'll let you touch my penis
8:05 PLEASE keep it that way. Worst song EVER.
haha 9:18 looks like we found a grammar nazi! i hate u grammar nazis and what also makes it funny is you grammar-nazis wont ever correct someone if there agreeing with you. Ah fun shit.
ugh. I feel ashamed to be from Illinois (I hope NONE of you except the ones who dislike garbage music are from Bloomington-Normal, but you probably are) when I see shit like this...
Let me walk you through this; you were at a church...youth group. Stop me when you realize what went wrong.
you people and your whore-a-ble taste in music.
I hate how most movie/cartoon "stars" are fucking ugly. =\
Then again, not many 18yr old stars out. >.<
Damn age. Well, hermoine granger and cho chang were hot from Harry Potter... Only reason I watched them.
MILEY CAN SUCK MY DICK wait she's an ugly ass hoe with no tallent and only church goers (I.e. Retarted people) would listen to her. MY BAD
If you thought that was funny, be sure to tune in to Lopez Tonight on TBS at 11/10c. It's really THAT funny!
Very true, 11:22. Place any of the three in a sentence and it's on there. You'd think they'd grow tired of them.
ehmagawdddd i heart her!
There's a party in my pants. Everyone is invited.
the 2000's will be know as the death of good music...
who cares jay z fucking sucks too almost as much
Anyone notice Miley Cyrus is getting fat now? HAHA she deserves it.
i put my hands up they're playin my song the butterflies fly away!!!
Charles Rutherford saw your disgusting mother dancing to "party in the USA" at a titty bar for old ladies called "WRINKLES"
I feel your pain. That song hurts my soul
Well if it's any consolation, there were 666 thumbs down =)
In farmville we got everybody beat cuz all our texts are real and they all get posted and we post texts about how awesome it is.
-farmer from farmville
wait....nvm.that was last night. not like a week ago....
SO I PUT MY HANDS UP, THEIR PLAYING MY SONG...
thats why you're fucking stupid for going to church in America.