you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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