He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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